Thursday, February 27, 2014
A shockwave blasted through Room 27's financial department on Thursday, carrying with it the amassed fortunes of the richest citizens in the room. Local notary Kyle, along with co-conspirators Jayton, Hunter, and Chris, successfully took over $200 from the pockets of their classmates and deposited it squarely into their bank accounts.
"It was mostly my idea," admits Kyle, the Notary Public for Room 27. "It worked out pretty well, too."
Several days ago, in what this reporter assumes was a dry run of this latest and greatest scheme, Kyle and Jayton successfully tricked several classmates into paying for candy. Hiding behind his authority as Notary, and playing off the greed, ambition, hopes, and dreams of his classmates, Kyle drafted a contract promising a "chance" to win a math homework pass, with only one promised winner.
